If you are in search of a place to find funny jokes to make a dad laugh then you came to the right place.
Commonly known as Dad Jokes, these jokes are a mixture of good, funny and not so good. Try saying these to a Dad you know and watch him smile for days.
Funny Jokes To Make Dads Laugh
1. Why did Karen press Control, Alt, Delete?
She wanted to see to the Task Manager
2. I’m not wearing glasses anymore
I’ve seen enough
3. I was excited when Apple announced they were going to start selling cars
‘Til I heard that they don’t support Windows
4. I had to fire the guy that mows my lawn
He just didn’t cut it
5. NOTHING starts with an N and ends with a G
6. I told my wife she needs to start embracing her mistakes
So she hugged me
7. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter
Irrelephant
8. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it
9. I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey
But I turned myself around
10. What did the plate say to the other plate?
Dinners on me
11. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
12. How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots
13. Why did Superman flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty
14. What’s the difference between my Dad and Casper?
Casper’s friendly
15. Why did little Johnny drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus
16. I got an email the other day telling me to read maps backwards
Turns out it was just spam
17. What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
I meighty
18. Everybody knows that Albert Einstein was a genius
His brother Frank though, was a real monster
19. What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson’s butt?
You hit Rock bottom
20. 6:30 is the best time on a clock
Hands down
21. What do you call a magician that loses his magic?
Ian
22. A police officer came to my door the other day
And he said he was looking for a man with one eye
I said it would probably go a lot faster if you use both
23. Last night a storm blew away 25% of my roof
oof
24. How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
3.Left ear. Right ear. And the final frontier.
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25. Why did Spock want to use Captain Kirk’s bathroom?
Because he wanted to see the Captain’s log
26. What do you call a Hippie’s wife?
Mrs Hippie
27. When does a Dad joke become a Dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back
28. My sister just just had a baby
I knew she had it in her
29. My ex wife cheated on me with my dead best friend
I should have seen the signs
30. I just learned that the company that manufactures rulers and yardsticks won’t be making them any longer
31. The worst motel I ever stayed in was called the Fiddle
It was a vile inn
32. Did you know you should never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works a lot better
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33. My wife’s dog died
And I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one and that just made her more mad
She said “what am I going to do with two dead dogs”
34. How does Kanye like his eggs?
Over Yeezy
35. What do you call a man without a body and nose?
Nobody nose
36. What do you call an American Bee?
A USB
37. What do you call a cute door?
A-door-able
38. How do trees get online?
They just log in
39. Why are mountains so funny?
Because they are so hill-arious
40. What’s a hiker’s favorite drink?
Mountain Dew
41. What kind of car did Jesus drive?
A Christler
42. Why do rappers like sidewalks?
To keep them off the streets
43. Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it’s cheesy
44. What do you call a cow in an elevator?
Raising the steaks
45. How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together
46. Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to workout
47. What is the best smelling insect?
Deodor-ant
48. What did the cat get a ticket?
Because it littered
49. Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
So he wouldn’t get caught red-handed
50. What did the police officer say to the ice cube?
Freeze
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