Dad jokes are everywhere but it seems like the most creative ones can be found on Reddit.
If you are in search of funny Dad jokes, then Reddit does not disappoint.
And after spending several hours combing through Dad jokes on Reddit, here are 50 of the Best Dad Jokes from Reddit.
Dad Jokes Reddit
1. I tried to use BEEFSTEW as a password
But it wasn’t Stroganoff
2. What do you get when you boil a funny bone?
Laughing stock
3. To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: I will find you
You got my Word
4. What does Beethoven do in his grave?
Decomposes
5. Bruce Lee was pretty fast but his brother
Sudden Lee was even faster.
7. What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
8. What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
He’s a fizzician
9. Where do sick cruise ships go to get healthy?
The dock
10. My doctor told me I was going deaf
The news was hard for me to hear
11. I was wondering why music was coming from my printer.
Apparently the paper was jamming
12. I cannot stand people without feet
I’m lacktoes intolerant
13. Yesterday I ate our clock, it was very time consuming
Especially when I went back for seconds
14. Saw somebody robbing an Apple store
Guess that makes me an iWitness
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15. I never believed in my chiropractor
But now I stand corrected
16. Why did the photograph go to prison?
It was framed
17. My niece, Sally, owns and operates a battery kiosk at the beach
Sally sells c-cells by the seashore
18. When my girlfriend is upset, I let her color in my tattoos
She just needs a shoulder to crayon
19. I used to hate facial hair
But then it grew on me
20. I was once kidnapped by a troupe of mimes
They did unspeakable things to me
21. How much did your chimney cost?
Nothing, it was on the house
22. What did one annoyed tornado say to the other?
This blows
23. Why is the shovel so important?
It was a ground-breaking invention
24. I got fired from a keyboard factory because I didn’t put in enough shifts
So they wouldn’t let me return or enter
They even changed the caps locks
25. Why can’t a horse stand on an elephant’s back?
Because it isn’t that stable
26. Guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians?
Everyone
27. Which part of the hospital has the least privacy?
The ICU
28. I saw a guy carve a bird out of feces
I asked him what it was and he told me it’s a stool pigeon
29. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it’s just a soap opera
30. Why did the ghost go inside the bar?
For the boos
31. Which trees have the most friends?
Poplar Trees
32. Why should you never talk to pi?
Because it will go on forever
33. How does Thor’s brother stay under the radar?
He’s Loki
34. A witch was flying on her broom when she noticed that all the witches she passed were flying on vacuum cleaners
She thought to herself, “Am I the only one who still drives a stick?”
35. My boss texted me “hey send me one of your funny jokes”
I replied “I’m working at the moment, I’ll send you one later”
He replied “ha that was hilarious. send me another one”
36. Yesterday my wife and I were leaving a parking spot. There was a black and white car ahead of us.
Wife: It’s a cow car!
Me: It’s a moooo-tor vehicle!
Wife: polite chuckle
Me: It’s udderly fun to drive!
Wife: …
Me: It has a cattle-lytic converter.
Wife: You can stop any time.
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37. Is anyone going to re-post the “why does Norway’s Navy have barcodes on their ships” joke today?
Or are we Finnish?
38. I think my house is haunted by the ghost of a chicken
I may have a poultrygeist
39. I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people
But, sadly, none of them work
40. What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI
41. My wife was getting annoyed at me singing Wonderwall all day long. She asked me to stop.
I said Maybe
42. I started a dating website for chickens
It’s not my regular day job… I just do it to help make hens meet
43. A man I know has a stutter and is going to prison
I’m afraid he’ll never finish his sentence
44. What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?
Star wars
45. I recently rearranged all the labels on my wife’s spice rack
She hasn’t noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin
46 My wife left me because of my gambling addiction
But I just know I can win her back
47. finally came up with a good joke about clocks
It’s about time
48. My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils
But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take
49. Why did Yoda agree to train Luke Skywalker?
Because it made the Dagobah faster
50. My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list
Now I can’t read anything
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