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50 Jokes and Puns To Make Your Dad Laugh

Dads can be serious most of the time but every once and awhile it’s nice to make your Dad laugh. They say laughter is beneficial for the body. And Dads need to loosen up a bit from time to time.

Telling your Dad jokes and puns is a great way to bond with him. Laughing because of a good joke can lead to a conversation about almost anything else.

Classic Dad jokes are great because most of them are good and some of them are bad. But it actually doesn’t matter whether they are good or bad, they are funny regardless.

This list of 50 jokes and puns to make your Dad laugh will have you laughing out loud.

1. I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants

You’ve probably never heard of herbivore

2. Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes

But they are a solid #2

3. Anyone out there interested in buying my Delorean? Great condition, low mileage

Really only driven from time to time

4. Where do cow farts come from?

The dairy air

5. I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. “Sir, you me an extra one”

“That’s a freebie”

6. Dude 1: “Hey bro?”

Dude 2: “Yeah bro?”

Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”

Dude 2: “Brochure”

7. Lance is an uncommon name nowadays

But in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot

8. What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags a tail and the other tags a whale

9. Where is the GYM located at in Hogwarts?

Right through the Dumbell Door

10. They said that I couldn’t be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic

But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely

11. What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T?

Teapot

12. A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche

13. I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business

The steaks have never been higher

14. Instead of water, I put RedBull in the back of my coffee maker this morning

I was half way to work before I realized that I forgot my car

15. What is the opposite of croissant?

A Happy Uncle

16. Why can’t skeletons play church music?

They don’t have organs

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17. I was originally going to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

18. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer

The bartender says “we don’t serve food here”

19. Why can’t pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they always get lost at C

20. What is the inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now?

Rubbing his hands

21. A cheese factory exploded in France

Da brie is everywhere

22. I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage

I lost my case

23. How can a room full of married people be empty?

Because there’s not a single person in there

24. My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is

I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open”

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25. I asked my phone “Siri, why am I so bad with women?”

She said “I’m Alexa you moron”

26. If Dwayne Johnson had downstairs neighbors, they would be clueless about just about everything

You would be too if you lived under a Rock

27. To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it’s heart

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking

28. I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

All I did was take a day off

29. When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken

“Nothing special”, he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die”

30. I’m trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid

But he just won’t listen

31. So, I read a study the other day claiming that “humans eat more bananas than monkeys”

Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

32. My friend said that he couldn’t afford to pay his huge water bill

So, I sent him a Get Well Soon card

33. I ate a kids meal at McDonald’s today

His mom got really angry

34. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went

And then it dawned on me

35. I’m done being a people pleaser

If everyone’s ok with that

36. I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo

It was great. She’s a keeper.

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37. At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said “I like it well done”

I said, “Thanks, that means a lot”

38. When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party

Now I’m homeless

39. I’ve never been married

But I’ve had a few near Mrs.

40. What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabrador

41. Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold

42. My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”

Me: “Cats. Cats love fish.”

43. I never remember what people tell me at New Year’s parties

It goes in one year and out the other

44. I’ve started a new band called “Blanket”

We’re a cover band

45. Yesterday I purchased a world map, gave my wife a dart and said to her “throw this and wherever it lands, I’m taking you for a holiday”

Turns out we’re spending three weeks behind the fridge

46. The German word for bra is

stoppemfrumfloppen

47. When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamigo

I had to put my foot down

48. Wouldn’t it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who’s on the other side?

Imagine all the peepholes

49. So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter

Which sucks because he had a great fall

50. I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up

Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out

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