We can’t escape them, Dad jokes are everywhere. As Dad jokes continue to gain popularity in 2024, they get funnier and even more hilarious. In some cases, they are corny and sometimes just outright bad. Try not to laugh while you read this list of funny Dad jokes for adults.
1. What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison
2. I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn’t find any.
3. What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh
4. What do you call a cheese that isn’t your cheese?
Nacho cheese
5. When does a Dad joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
6. My wife told me to pick up 6 cans of sprite at the grocery store
When I got home, I realized I picked 7Up
7. Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones
8. I just found out I’m colorblind
The news came out of the purple
9. What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowman?
Snowballs
10. Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts
11. Lost my job at the bank, the very first day.
This lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
12. My new girlfriend told me I’m terrible in bed
I told her it’s unfair to judge someone in less than a minute
13. What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A yamahahahaha
14. Scientists have just discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart
They day it’s a blast from the past
15. Two years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf
I haven’t heard from him since
16. What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 07
17. What did 20 do when it was hungry?
28
18. Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
For hispanic attacks
19. What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi
20. Today was my son’s fourth birthday party. I didn’t recognize him at first.
I’d never seen him be four
21. Why didn’t 4 ask out 5?
Because he was 2²
22. What do you call sweaty boobs?
Humidititties
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23. I taught my pet wolf how to meditate
Now he’s aware wolf
24. My niece calls me Ankle
I call her my Knees
25. I tripped over my wife’s bra
It was a booby trap
26. Milk is good
But it could be butter
27. The guy who stole my iPad should Face time
28. Is “buttcheeks” one word?
Or should I spread them apart?
29. I tried catching fog the other day
Mist
30. Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Or just a low ha?
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31. What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
58
32. What color is the wind?
Blew
33. What did the cannibal choose as his last meal?
Five Guys
34. We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneaoplis?
35. I tripped in France. Eiffel over.
36. Where do poor Italians live?
In the spaghetto
37. How do you have a party in space?
You planet
38. What does a lawyer name his daughter?
Sue
39. What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
A shoe
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40. What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
Loafers
41. What do you call a shoe made of banana?
A slipper
42. What do you call a can opener that’s broken?
A can’t opener
43. What does a house wear?
Address
44. What do you say to your sister when she’s crying?
Are you having a crisis?
45. What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church?
Let us spray
46. I’m on a seafood diet
Every time I see food, I eat it
47. To the person that invented zero
Thanks for nothing
48. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
49. Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
50. Why doesn’t James Bond fart in bed?
Because it would blow his cover
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